mgsotacon:

mgsotacon:

i like the scp that’s just a tomato plant that throws its fruit at you if you try to make a joke

mojang-realnotfake:

suburban moms be like MINECRAFT..? what about WINECRAFT?!?? time to cheat on my active duty military husband

endervillager:

When u find a desert temple but all the loot sucks

buttermilk-thegoat:

teathattast:

He was considering mischief but fell over instead

sentirum:

rodnt:

*adds a 😳 to the end of a slightly panicked sentence*

the reactor core is above nominal temperature 😳